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AtasCosita Land of myth, legend and chaos. 2020-10-23T18:02:25-06:00 https://atascosita.net/feed.php?f=33 2020-10-23T18:02:25-06:00 2020-10-23T18:02:25-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=306&p=525#p525 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • The Webcomics review contest entry!]]>
Rex just kept idly clicking at his computer, in the regular pattern that it always made when he played solitaire. “You’ve given me at least six speeches about integrity in the last month alone, but even you have to admit that this one is bullshit.”

“Passing off an old product as new? That’s not bullshit?”

“The word ‘product’ implies that people paid for it, and it’s a ‘best of’, people do that all the time.”

“We don’t. And I’m tired of your halfassing the easiest job in the world, I’m going straight to Bubbles with this one.”

“Yuuuup, have fun convincing him to eliminate your job.”

Tapp stormed out, middle finger held up, an extremely common sight in the offices of DropBear Radio.

What had started as a group of friends collecting music had turned into a college radio show- eventually picked up by broadcast.com, exploring new styles and picking up fans. When Broadcast left the picture, it was a small market yet bigger time- a real radio show, a solid 4-hour block.

That, however, was several years ago, but their high point hadn’t been forgotten. After several name changes, the one that stuck for the terrestrial radio show was DropBear Radio, due to their now specialty, the latest in the new genre of dubstep. While both radio and the genre suffered, DropBear managed to live on by shedding employees and downsizing office space to the skeleton crew that had started the whole thing. Gone was the radio show, but their reach was once again worldwide with the introduction of their podcast. Four hours long, just like the radio show, but this time one of the songs was a duplicate, hence the argument and threat of the day.


As he left Rex’s office, Tapp inevitably crossed paths with Gourdaux, the alarmingly overweight and intoxicated teamster of indiscriminate origin- technically not a couch potato, he was rather closer to the cantaloupe family. “You should really stop yelling all the time, man. It’s awful for your bones.”
Tapp sneered, less concerned about playing games with that loser today. “That… makes no sense.”

“Sure it does, because if you don’t stop yelling about getting us all fired, I’m gonna break ‘em.”

This was extremely strange coming from someone who typically didn’t care if visiting guests accidently sat upon him. Tapp stayed quiet, letting the drunkard explain.

“You’re seriously going to risk all our jobs over one repeated song? Rex even made me look it up and pick it, it’s from out least downloaded episode. The Christmas jam sucked pretty hard.”

“I’m not risking all of our jobs, I’m risking Rex’s job, there’s a big difference.”
Gordeaux downed his 11th airline mini-bottle of vodka for that day. It was a very uneconomical way to get drunk. “Don’t act like you’re the real talent, or the starmaker around here- Bubbles doesn’t give a shit about any of us, he’ll just shut the entire operation down.”

“This is different. Rex has been cutting corners for too long.”
Gordaux just shifted, and cracked another bottle. “Keep in mind that some of us have familys to think of.”

“I… didn’t know you had a family.”

“I mean, I assume.”


Tapp agonized all night about it, but eventually he decided that he simply couldn’t live in the purgatory of it all anymore- if he couldn’t fix things, he’d break them all to pieces. At least then he’d HAVE to get off his ass and find something else to do, no matter how demeaning. He hit send, and browsed job listings for a while before getting seriously depressed and going to bed.

The next morning, the fight started early, then calmed, then repeated itself again- Tapp and Rex fought the was only old friends can, both furious but unwilling to actually hurt each other, they took it out on the office, only to get tired, agree that Bubbles was probably going to show up today, and began putting the office back together, un-flipping desks, and inevitably flipping them all again.
What they didn’t realize is that with only two desks and a couch that neither of them were able to flip, especially with Gordeaux on it, the office was easily put back together in the time in took for someone to get buzzed in, walk up the stairs, and enter the office. Because nobody ever visited the offices, it was always either a delivery man or Burt Robles.
Burt thought he was better than everyone in that office, that it was his job to just show up, drop off a cultural grant check from the city, see that the office still exists, then leave with a snide comment. At least, the workers of DropBear radio assumed. Because he was there for all of five minutes every six months, it was difficult to know exactly how to make fun of their vague teasing government man. His suit was nondescript- not the black and white funeral garb or FBI wear, and no consistency of color, leaving them to figure how one could twist his name into something.

“Hey there everyone! Heard the best-of, I loved it!” he said immediately, his arms outstretched.

Rex stared daggers at Tapp.

“Just kidding! Tapp told me all about it, rough to hear you guys are having a hard time booking talent, or dropping bass, or whatever it is that’s holding you guys up. But not to worry, I’ve got it all figured out.”

“We’re not changing formats. Or the name.” Rex said immediately, making sure to draw the line in the sand immediately.

“Oh, for sure not.” Bubbles said, waving his hands. “Pretty sure the opposite! I didn’t read it all just yet, but I filed the paperwork, I think you guys are going to have to stick with the name and format for good at this point- I guess you can do new artists too, I’d have to check- gimme a best of for a month or two until I figure out for sure though.”

Tapp had just been watching from the corner, and was now trying to figure out where he’d gone wrong. Bubbles went on.

“See, it was actually getting a bit strange to submit a grant request to the cultural board for a dubstep podcast, kinda seems…. Specific to one period of time almost, right?” he’d say, looking around as if that was a great compliment. “Well that’s why… dun dun dun dun!” he said delivering fanfare as he pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket and unfolded it. “You guys are now a historical landmark and business! Frozen rent, same grant money, and a little job security to boot. “

Rex squinted, looking like he was about to say something, but didn’t.
“Guys, I know you’re going to nail this. Anyway, I got a lot of these to hand out, stay…. Dubby? I guess?” he just said with a shrug as he walked down the stairs, the door swinging closed behind him.

Tapp looked at Rex. “Did we just get called irrelevant and damned to a life of even greater monotony?”

Rex took a deep breath, and looked like he was going to give a speech, but didn’t. He waved Tapp off, and went to his office. Later that evening though, he stopped Tapp on his way out. “Hey. I got an email today.”

“Bubbles says we all have to walk on our hands all day.”

“It’s a fan letter. Can you remember the last time we got one?”

Rex handed over his phone and let Tapp read the heartfelt message. “Sweet, isn’t it? People still care about what we do, you know.”

“Yeah…. Yeah, I guess as long as what we’re doing matters to some people, all the bullshit is… well, it’s still bullshit, but at least we’re reminded that it’s not totally pointless. What’d you say back to that guy?”

“What? No, nothing. If I write back he’ll think we’re a bunch of losers who have the time to read fan mail.”

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2020-08-03T22:17:44-06:00 2020-08-03T22:17:44-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=305&p=524#p524 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • sfgsfg]]> A curiously small book is chained to the wall, not due to it's value, but due to it's unique status of being owned by all, yet to be disposed of and replaced every season. The very concept of a periodically published volume seems wasteful, and the content droll, but it makes up for more casual reading than some of the stuffier tombes. "Superior Cottages and Fiefdoms", it calls itself, with the cover encouraging the reader to read the featured article by Jennifer Parham.

This summer, we caught up with some of the notable citizens about town, and asked them about their preferred summer treats. We start off with Marauder, owner and proprietor of Paper Mache Willys, whose answer should surprise no one.

"Steak." he said, simply, elaborating only when pressed by the reporter. "Fads and gimmicks are only distractions for people who can't cook a basic food right. If you enjoy steak, eat a steak. If you want it with asiago aioli, you can add it yourself. Somewhere else. And cook your own steak, too."

A predictable answer, yet salient as ever. For entertaining more formally, we consulted with Queen Zaboo herself. Although she doesn't have the time to prepare dishes herself, she expressed a fondness for "Tres gros rouge" punch, a sensation from the continent. (And perhaps not the one you're thinking!)

Her chef advises that two parts water to one part sugar should be boiled together, and stirred gently together with effervescent water, vanilla, citrine oils, yellow #5, yellow #6, and sodium benzoate for freshness.

The very skilled Jean Phillipe Fantoche keeps it rather simple, expousing the merits of a simple loaf of bread. He admits that he has sampled it toasted, and even splurged the extra copper once for a loaf expertly sliced in advance by the chef, but says he finds the latter wasteful of coin, and the former the kind of activities best kept to the weekend.

Harris Doe gave, pun intended, a very distasteful answer when asked, but later, unprompted, insisted with great concern that his recipe be printed in full, lest he be blamed for any culinary misadventures.

"Take a leg of lamb and butterfly it about the bone. Trim tendons and fat, keeping it aside. Marinate overnight in olive oil, dijon mustard, rosemary, and the juice of one lemon. Do not pat dry afterwards.

Cook upon rested coals that glow healthily, but have a layer of ash, upon a grill half a foot above.

Cook until the thick parts still bleed, and the thin parts are crispy. Render fat and whisk in flour for gravy, serve with overbuttered mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, and crosscut green beans. Salt heavily, consume leftovers cold. To be served on holy days, and the youngest of the family is allowed to lick the carving knife."

The forest is alive with culinary delights in the summer- while the "woman of the woods" claims that bezoars are the sweetest they've ever been, Abigail Tansin brings us closer to conventional tabletops. "Hunters and gatherers like to talk about hunting big prey. While it doesn't make for nearly the same kind of bragging, you'll fill your belly a lot more reliably if you can identify all of the small things around you, and snack as you go."

Admittedly, this reporter attempted to pry about any potential rivalry with her and other hunters. "Nice try. A few different preferred methods isn't about to make me declare someone is or isn't a real true hunter." she said confidently. Still, she made sure to let us know that her methods were nothing to balk at. "I keep hearing talk of not being wasteful, yet other hunters act like they don't know you can brine deer antlers for a week or two to soften 'em up. Personally I just like the classic crunch of right off the forest floor."

David Aurelian, head of the Bards, seemed hesitant, as if he had something to hide. "Uh... chicken, I guess? Who are you again?" he said, halfway answering a question with another question, even if it had an answer tucked in there.

To be fair, this reporter is new on the beat, and thought it was actually a bit strange that he was the only one to question my identity. Most, such as Jark de Guernica, were more than happy to talk of their favorites, practically rushing ahead of Dave to volunteer it.

"The quintessential summer treat of all is the tangy, salty, and sweet tastes of the ocean within El Viaje de un Marinero. In a classic act of Guernican derision of the enemy, it celebrates the pillaging of a desert fortress and execution of it's Sultan by depicting the act in seafood, something the Sultan died without enjoying. In order to support the complex dioramic nature of each "actor" made up of prawns, whelks, cockles, horseshoe crabs, and spider crabs, the entire thing is set in an extremely thick tallow aspic. To simply make such a thing without the salt melting the aspic is a true accomplishment."

He went on, and even gave the full recipe along with each corresponding historical figure each food represents, but the directions to create an eight foot long by three foot thick historical reinactment feast simply would not fit here. Jark encourages readers to seek him out in person for details on how to make their own, but it does mention to add mustard to taste, so there is at least room to give it one's unique flair.

Several we asked had short or confusing answers- Royal Guard Nippon had a lot to say, getting quite heated about it, but unfortunately I was unable to transcribe any of it at the manic pace it was given. A passerby named Muzz suggests that heavy cream can be used in place of milk to make a milkshake of unprecedented richness and indulgence, but warns that a nap is practically a requirement afterwards. Walter Weisbaum recalls his time in the war eating what he lovingly referred to as "Glue", potatoes mixed with enough hard cheese that a spoon stuck upright into the stuff will stand there- and stand still when the bowl is turned upside down! Unsurprisingly, he insists the dish can be used as actual glue, but assures us that it's more edible than it sounds.

When given this assignment, I saved one person for last, knowing he would offer up answers if nobody else did, and no points are given for guessing who it is.

"Oh, the possibilities are endless!". He was, obviously as excited to be asked as I was to ask him. "It seems silly that so many classic summer dishes are so heavy, such as barbacued meats. However, those are to give you the energy you need to have fun. Pick your activity, and never be afraid to fuel it appropriately. On days in which it's simply too hot to move, I like to keep a bowl of mixed fruit as closeby as possible, as cold as possible. Remember to stack your cellars tight while storing to preserve that winter cold as long as you can!"

"I've even been contacted by a sweetsmaker who is interested in making iced creams of me!" he says, reminding us to look for the yellow packaging and his familiar face. He assures me that regardless of where you live, they will soon be on shelves near you.

As much fun as it was to indulge him in listing his favorite foods, it's no surprise that he enjoys most everything, so I inquired about the plump bird ready for the roaster tucked under his arm.

He has since forgiven me, but he was horrified, as I had mistaken his dining companion for dinner. "Hrelmford is NOT for eating!" he said, hugging the chicken defensively. "Hrelmford needs complex nutrition to ensure healthy down feathers and a pert comb. That's why I've been trying to combine multiple foods into one, so that one meal might have the nutrition of three. It's a serious challenge, but I'm making progress."

I asked if the chicken does any tricks, in hopes of finding some meat for another article. Hap seemed ambivalent on the subject. "Uh... I think he used to be housebroken. But I can't really expect him to contain all that nutrition. I'm good at cooking, but when you try to fold a meat pocket into a corn husk, and get that around a bacon nub... I think I need some help with geometry at this point."

Although it could be taken as distasteful to end on that note, I feel there is a far more postive way to look at it. Our citizens have already met the pedestrian challenges of a few summer treats here and there, and are now boldly trailblazing into new realms of unknown culinary waters. What could show up on the menu next season is anyone's guess.

[Editor's note- the iced creams mentioned by Happastance have been disallowed due to a translation error. Instead of the requested gumballs for eyes, regular marbles were used. If this has affected you or your loved ones, please contact Superior Cottages and Fiefdoms for a written apology.]

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"So you're really the one, huh?" asked the puma that seemed to be in charge.

Three rather intimidatingly large mercenary types wearing irregular gear of all types were soaked in rain, and none of them looked friendly or organized, or associated with any local army. Still, they were greeted with a somewhat jovial, if confusing greeting. "Yuuuuuuh-huuuuuuuuuh, wait nooooooo, but maybe. What's the codeword?" asked the fox with glittering eyes and a big smile.

Tips, named for the extra long ears, was not found nearly as cute by the strangers at the door, but they knew the codeword. "It's my understanding that this can destroy your whole house if I take it out of it's scabbard." the brute would say, holding up a sword, it's sheath covered in bizarre metal engraving, twinkling in the light in a way that's not only blinding, but confusing. Hard not to stare at, but too long would make you think it's shining through your skull with some sort of weird space beams.

"Okay, okay, come in, but wipe your feet first. You're after the vortex pit, right?", the fox would ask, pouring up cups of tea, and finding out there were more visitors coming into the house than thought. "Uhhhh huhhh... So it's the Shivering Heart of Sorrow you seek?" the fox would ask, getting very little answers from the blank helmets of the intruders.

"WE SEEK THE JEWEL OF INFINITE PROMISE!", came the bellow, with raised sword from someone barging their way in front.

"Okay, hold on, hold on, give me a sec." Tips would say, reaching under a dresser and producing a candy box, and opening up a panoply of enchanted jewels, each of which could make the difference of a major battle. The very fact that a bunch of flimsy paper could actually hold not just the Jewel of Infinite Promise, but also the Emerald of Destiny! The Sapphire of Providence! The Cubic Zirconium of Perfection!

Tips was on the verge of being forced to open the door to the old family armory when a rumbling could be heard, and only dived out an open window in time to avoid the counterattack to save the day- fliers pleaing for heroes to save an old family farm from the inevitable bandit attack.

Upon the arrival of the heroes, a melee ensued, going on a few minutes before Tips joined Taps on the roof of the house they actually lived in.

"Okay, so you crammed the tool shed full of furniture and put a bunch of fliers to teach me WHAT exactly?" the younger fox would ask, with good reason. Even full of questions, Taps wasn't full of popcorn, and thus took a handful when the bag was offered. “Why exactly do they think our tool shed is full of untold treasures and magical junk?”

"You said you want to be a hero someday, right?" Tips would say, annoyingly with a mouth full of popcorn. "We get these hero types in town all the time, and all they want to do is break things until someone gives them a medal. That's why put all the old busted furniture in the shed, along with your toy swords and all that sea glass we found. If they care about that stuff as much as the bandits, let them fight it out over it all."

Taps seemed less than convinced. "I really know that I'm supposed to be learning a moral lesson here, but didn't you trick the people you said you were hiring to help you?"

The sounds of battle didn't bother Tips in the slightest- after all, this wasn't a deadly encounter, neither
adventurer nor bandit looking to die over a loot that had seemingly been lost or smashed during the fray. Even though injured parties of both sides could be seen limping off, the shed could still be heard rumbling with activity, shouting taunts and challenges. "Do you want to be like one of them? Fighting over something they aren't even sure about? I didn't hire anyone." Tips would say, gazing at the shed. "I just put up the fliers. Anyone that showed up was just stupid enough to walk into a fight that didn't have to do with anything. If you actually want to be a hero, then you'll fight for something you actually care about and believe in."

"And that is...?"

"You'll know."

"And how exactly, do you expect two different groups to not find jewels and gold, and not come knocking on our doorstop immediately afterwards?" Taps asked with a critical sneer.

"Do you remember when I made you dress up all in blankets like a mummy so you could stuff that huge hornet's nest into an expensive-looking vase?"

"Oh. OHHH. Right." Taps would say, tucking into the popcorn and watching the rest of the show.

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"Hail!" Pavel cried out from the bow of the caravel. Sanza easily climbed the rigging and soon stood beside the stout mouse, himself being tall and thin. Sanza gave a salute of sorts (after a fashion) as the ship creaked and the ice below gave way. There came shouting from below and the twelve mice fellows working with picks scrambled, not so easily, up onto the deck to man the sails now that they were free.

"It's as you said," spoke Sanza with his chirping sing-song voice. "The bandits we've been tracking are moving north, away from the city. Trying to find easier game along the roads there, I'd judge."

Pavel hummed, deep in his throat, at the thought. "I hate that we can't just wipe them all out for once and all, but at least the city might see a little peace in the future." The main sail unfurled at a call from one of the helmsmen, and it at once caught a powerful breeze. Slowly, the caravel shifted foward and into the stronger currents of the river.

He didn't turn around to watch the city grow smaller behind them.

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2015-10-19T10:21:04-06:00 2015-10-19T10:21:04-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=259&p=461#p461 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Class Changes! Races Introduced!]]>
We are going through and updating the classes and adding races to our system!

This means a couple of things!

1) Some classes are being removed! If you have a character in one of these classes I will get with you, personally, and we'll figure out how to best reclass your character.

2) Removed classes are becoming Races! You are now going to be able to be a Dragon Bard.... or a Demon Champion! Races will adjust your characters BASE stats! Unfortunately this means everyone will have to choose a race! I will try to reach out to everyone, in game or via the forums, to remind you to choose your race!

Please bare with us as we make these changes!

~Zaboo

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2015-09-08T00:10:10-06:00 2015-09-08T00:10:10-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=255&p=457#p457 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • I can hear you breathing, singing, whispering..]]>
The end of time for this young being, being in the lands far across sea.

"How dare you see him!"
"What?! You're seeing what our kinds hate?!"
"What is wrong with you!"
"You are nothing!"

Her eyes broke into tears as she wailed, running away to her room. Finally, packing her stuff. She held the very ring he gave her. A promise to see her again. As she, to him. Soon, she turned to see her sisters, grinning with either a narcotic gaze, or a jealous, angry fixture. "You're such a disgrace."
"A Total black sheep!"
"Literally!"

All she remembered was busting through them, their shrills of laughter echoing in her ear. Her eyes closed, a kin to the wetness clashing with dry air. Finally, purchasing the last ticket on her limited funds... She reached up to vessel. Her eyes traced her town, and a shaken voice spoke, "I will see you again.. "

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Letter I
Dear My Beloved Angel,

How have you been? My apologizes to leaving you on your own across the seas. I've headed northward, it seems. The seas are endless, my dear.

I'm glad that if this message turns to you, and give you hope. I also hold dear the necklace and song you wrote to me. It's my everything I have left of you, until I see you again, my love. Where are you heading? I know in our last conversation before my departure, with that sparkling enchantments of moments we had, you mentioned you may choose to move elsewhere? Where would that be? Let me know.. And hopefully, one day, I can visit you there.. And we can be happy again. Together.

Love, Your's Truly..

Letter II
My dear Angel,

I've heard from the birds that you no longer live at home.
It troubles me that you left your family so suddenly, but with understanding, I do not blame you. With my last letter, I was happy to hear from you. If anything, the fact that you are alive, is the every key, your every breath, my every need.
How is your traveling going? Please write back. I hope this gets to you.. Sometimes magic can be awfully tedious to send letters through. But with that gift I gave you.. We'll always be together, through soul.
Is your music and art well? How about your prose and poetry?
Let me know, my dearest one.

Love, Your's Truly...



Holding these two letters, the unknown furre walked off the pier, and into the town of Atas'Cosita. It was her first town she arrived on her own. First town with no friends. First town, first everything but her last love.

"I will make a name of myself." A mutter came.

"And then I'll find you. I can hear you breathing.. I can hear you singing.. Whispering... To me, my love."

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2015-02-26T19:25:04-06:00 2015-02-26T19:25:04-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=239&p=426#p426 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • The Journey to San Rousso]]>
"How come I've never heard of this San Rousso before? My travels never took me there." --David Aurelian.



A small caravel sat in the frozen waters of the "port" just south of Atas' outer wall. The forest shriveled and shrank from the water's edge, this long winter having cast its hand over the kingdom and grasped tightly. With the foliage gone and standing on the bow of his ship, Pavel easily saw the breaches in the old stones. He frowned at the thought of the town so carelessly guarded. No wonder gangs could do whatever they wanted these days; three-fourths of the wall were manned with only straw dummies. Pavel shook his head at the thought.

The early dawn tried its best to break through the thick mists of the lake, but the world defiantly remained locked in a grey waste. A dozen or so men, wrapped tightly in furs, worked picks into the thick ice which locked the ship in place. Previously this morning, Pavel entrusted his office to his page, a young boy just shy of manhood with a game leg he had hired nearly two years ago. In his absence, the boy would continue to maintain the sparring grounds. While not skilled enough to oversee spars themselves, the boy was sensible enough to call the guard in when drunken riff-raff came around trying to pick fights. Pavel smiled to himself and stepped down to the main deck. "Breakthrough!" he cried out, and his men, with laughter, shifted their tactics of ice breaking. "I want to leave as soon as Sanza returns."

Statistics: Posted by bryn — Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:25 pm


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2014-06-02T20:23:34-06:00 2014-06-02T20:23:34-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=227&p=411#p411 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Walking the Wastes]]>


It was turning out to be Halei-Helai's third night without sleep. At least, she assumed it was her third night without sleep. In this land words such as "day" or "night" held no meaning. As far as she was concerned, she had not slept in an eternity.

Halei-Helai sat atop an ancient hunk of metal jutting from the ice below her feet. It was an eve of pitch black save for the flame in the center of her camp, though it was perhaps for the best. Halei-Helai's surroundings were a charnel hell, almost lightless even during the day. The living sun seemed too pure to touch this place; its light was anathema to this realm and the denizens here reveled instead in the dead sun that dominated the sky over this blighted landscape for almost the entire year. Light would only make its way here for no more than a week or so each year and only for mere minutes each day at the very longest.

Wind-blasted wastes of ice stretched for countless miles in seemingly every direction. A horrible gale seemed to blow at all times; each gust threatened to extinguish the only source of light and warmth in this horrific land at the center of the camp Halei-Helai nervously sheltered in. The terrain in this bleak and lifeless waste was littered with blasted pieces of metal in all shapes and sizes, each piece of which was wracked by the cruel decay of time and covered in rust and corrosion. The ancient dead too were sprawled out in this region, their number too great to count. Rigid limbs of blackened flesh jutted out from the ice in a permanent and agonized pose; lifeless faces of rot and ruin grinned eternally from rigor mortis as if mocking the living who might observe them. "We forsake life," they seemed to say, their lips never moving yet conveying horrible things without a single spoken word. Time had stolen the identities of the dead that lied here. Whoever and whatever they once were was now lost to the cruel mists of antiquity.

Halei-Helai was tired, so very tired. Even with the greatest determination she could muster in her exhausted state Halei-Helai found it almost impossible to keep her eyes open. Despite her utter tiredness Halei-Helai refused to succumb to sleep. The hellscape that surrounded Halei-Helai at this moment was merely unpleasant compared to the tortuous experience that would follow if cruel slumber stole her away from consciousness.

Halei-Helai's only company in this dreary place was a single man. He sat opposite of her on the other side of the fire pit; the fire was fueled not by wood, but instead the kindling of ancient, desiccated flesh and sorcery of the man's own weaving. The man had said that they could not be particular when it came to using fuel to sustain the fire; there was no wood to be found here. The flesh of the corpses that the man had scavenged sizzled in the flames as the ice within melted and bubbled to the surface. Bones cracked and popped from the heat, the noise almost inaudible over the constant howling wind that threatened to drive Halei-Helai mad. The one comfort that Halei-Helai drew from this current moment was that she was not sitting downwind of the campfire's smoke which carried the nauseating scent of burning carrion.

"It is fortunate that the bodies here rest, even if the Masked One does not permit the dead themselves to lie undisturbed," said the man sitting opposite her within the light of the fire at their camp. Halei-Helai couldn't summon the strength to lift her head to look at him when he spoke. The very mention of the "Masked One" almost made her scream and claw at her face from terror. He had said the phrase almost as if it was meaningless. The man clearly knew who the Masked One was but could he conceive the indescribably horrific nature of that thing? Halei-Helai could conceive of such and yearned for the time a mere four days ago where she was wonderfully ignorant of the abomination that laid claim to this place, the abomination that she had seen.

The man gazed at Halei-Helai from across the fire, his brow furrowed as he observed the lahaian in her drained state. "You must sleep sometime, Halei-Helai. If you are to collapse from exhaustion I would prefer that it occur while we are at rest instead of while we are making our way to our destination. Besides, you need to practice your 'art.'" The man paused and took a femur upon which a large chunk of frozen carrion clung and tossed it into the fire which was slowly dying from lack of fuel. "I am beginning to think that this place's worst quality is the fact that the only fuel available to burn is filled with ice," he continued, his task now complete. "It virtually saps the fire of all strength given how it melts and moistens what we sustain it with."

Halei-Helai then broke the silence that she had maintained for almost the entire day. "Have you seen him?" she asked softly. Her words, virtually a whisper, were almost inaudible over the howl of the wind.

The man looked up from the flames to glance at Halei-Helai. For the first time in the past few days that he was aware of her eyes finally made direct contact with his own. "Seen who?" he asked in reply as he broke eye contact and casually reached for the satchel that he had been carrying as they had been journeying through the desolate expanse that they found themselves in.

"Him." Halei-Helai shot back, now seemingly filled with a vigor that she lacked mere moments before. "Have you seen where the Masked One rests? Have you walked the spiritual sepulcher where his thralls roam the halls? Have you heard their agonized screams, their cries of torment? Have you heard their lamentation, a cacophony so terrible that deafness would seem to be the greatest blessing you could receive? I have seen them. I have seen them." Halei-Helai became more and more animated as she relayed that which now kept her from sleeping, and importantly, kept her from dreaming. "Their incorporeal forms are twisted beyond all recognition compared to whatever appearance they had before. They are grotesquely mutilated and deformed beyond all comprehension, yet the bodily anguish that they experienced before their passing in this frozen hell ages ago was a mere discomfort compared to the eternal suffering they are inflicted with now with no hope of release nor relief. They despise their master. They despise him. They are but slaves to their father-captor. The true horror lies below."

Trembling, Halei-Helai continued, "under miles of ice and stone in the cold and dark, I have seen him. He walks amongst his subjects as a spirit. He wears the facade of an angel and appears perversely holy despite his abominable origins and nature. Among the living dead in the halls of ice and dreams he seems pure, celestial, empyrean. His face, his mask, is as ivory, and he is clad in a raiment that is heavenly and beautiful to behold. It is all falsehood, a glittering facade upon a rotten frame. His pretensions of holiness, of cleanness, of purity is steeped in perversion. Is it a dream for him? Does his body rest in that bleeding stone sarcophagus while his mind wanders amongst his petitioners?"

Halei-Helai continued, speaking at times haltingly and at others hurriedly. Her body quivered as she related what she had seen as she slept during that night that felt so long ago yet was so fresh in her mind. "I saw where he sleeps. I have been in that hall, that deep place far below the earth where even the dead fear to tread. I have seen the lid of his sanguine stone tomb broken open as I so ignorantly stood above it. He reached out to me, and I beheld true horror as nobody I know of could ever imagine in their blessed innocence. His boneless limbs were not of flesh and blood, but instead formed from a mass of gangrenous worms! I was ensnared in his vile embrace and he pulled me to his writhing bosom. The worms gnawed at my flesh and burrowed to my bones, and I screamed. I screamed. I screamed not because it was a dream, but because I saw that which exists but should not!"

Halei-Helai abruptly stopped talking, but quivered and shook. Her hands trembled as she remembered the horror of that place, the place that was north of here, the place from where the despot who dreams lorded over his spiritual subjects. She shuddered, knowing that the dead that surrounded the man and herself were the Masked One's subjects, and even though their bodies were lifeless their spirits surely looked upon them now, looked upon her at this very moment.

The man, instead, was calm, almost disconnected from the one-sided conversation Halei-Helai was carrying on. Having retrieved his satchel, the man lifted it upon his lap and made ready to open it. Before raising his hand to undo the locking mechanism upon it, he asked Halei-Helai, "your dream, did it seem real?"

Halei-Helai trembled from head to toe, not from the cold, but from sheer terror. Her gift was her curse. Though what she had seen was in a nightmare, she knew in no uncertain terms that she had walked those halls, seen those horrors, and looked upon Death that Dreams himself. A single tear fell from her left eye and streamed down her face, slowly turning to frost as it rolled down her cheek. As she attempted to suppress the memory of what she had witnessed three nights ago, she stared intensely back at her companion and guide and said, "it was real."

It was all so horribly real, the way the dead screamed as they experienced untold nightmares of their own, the way that the Masked One's stone tomb bled like an open wound, and worst of all, the way that the worms stripped her flesh down to the bone without granting the mercy of waking her, or even without granting the sweet release of death. Her dreams, after all, were why she was with this man, a man who had promised that he could help her tap her potential, a man who had led her into this abysmal hell.

The man didn't respond right away. With his satchel unlocked he opened the lid and peered inside. He beheld the object within only for a brief moment. He reached in to grasp this thing, to feel it within his hand, and to draw comfort from touching it and from the fact that it was there. As he withdrew his hand from the satchel where his beloved possession was held, a single squirming worm fell from inside of his sleeve.

Looking back at Halei-Helai, who was still glaring at him and seemingly desperate for some validation that what she had seen was real, the man met her steely gaze. Only the faintest glimmer of a smile formed on his lips before he responded to her assertion with but one word.

"Good."

Statistics: Posted by Halei-Helai — Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:23 pm


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2014-05-08T20:19:02-06:00 2014-05-08T20:19:02-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=223&p=408#p408 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • A New Arrival]]> Statistics: Posted by Albrecht Gerron — Thu May 08, 2014 8:19 pm


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2014-03-29T20:56:19-06:00 2014-03-29T20:56:19-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=212&p=391#p391 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Step by Step Character Creation Guide]]>
Step 1: Select your character class from one of these two pages!
This is by far the most important step. Please understand that your class determines what feats/abilities are available to you as you level. There are no custom abilities in Atas. We have a lot of classes to give you a wide variety but understand there is no multiclassing and no substitution.

Vampire, Scion, Phoenix, Gryphon, Feral, Fae, Druid, Dragon, Demon, Citizen, or Were classes are here -


Bard, Champion, Cleric, Fighter, Jack, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Shaman, Sorcerer, and Wizard can be found here -


Open those two links in a new tab, look through them and select one that fits your style. Keep that open in a new tab.


Step 2: Open the skills page in a new tab! There are 10 total, you get to select up to 5 for your character. You can choose less, but you cannot select more later. This is set in stone, choose wisely.



Step 3: Open the character template in a new tab!



Step 4: Go to the forum page for the character class of your choice, and create a new topic



Step 5: Now we put it all together. Paste the contents of the character template from step 4 into your new post. Fill in your maximum five skills from the list in step 2. All the stats (Health, Stamina, Magic) come from the class sheet in step 1.


Step 6: The creative part!
Character background, pictures, description, this all gets filled in to your hearts desire. We all love to read a well written character description. Want to write a full length novel, a whole story instead of just a description? We have a special spot of honor for just such players, the character stories page right on the front of the forums

Statistics: Posted by Marauder — Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:56 pm


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2014-02-24T12:44:27-06:00 2014-02-24T12:44:27-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=206&p=384#p384 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Explosion in the Smithy]]>
Due to the explosion, the counter in the smithy is badly scorched and there is a small crack in the wall from where the two were tossed back by the explosion. Luckily, no equipment was damaged and no severe injuries reported.


(((Abby's Note: Sorry guys for no included logs, did a recent wipe of my comp and reinstalled Furc. I breezed through it ((as usual)) and didn't set my log settings properly so I have no logs of anything from Tuesday until Today when I reset it. My apologies.)))

Statistics: Posted by AngelxMist — Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:44 pm


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2014-01-07T08:49:14-06:00 2014-01-07T08:49:14-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=169&p=376#p376 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Re: Map of Lands]]> Statistics: Posted by Zaboo — Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:49 am


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2013-07-31T15:40:03-06:00 2013-07-31T15:40:03-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=196&p=365#p365 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Could it be that time..?]]>
For some odd reason, unlike his father, Odin wanted to utilize two swords, as opposed to that trademarked Shield-and-Sword of his father, the weathered Paladin. For the time Crad was away, Odin had practiced with one sword and found it to be lacking. Upon the admission that he didn't want to bear the burden of the shield, Crad did nothing more than smile and embrace his son in such a fashion that conveyed love more than disappointment.

Maise's health had been a matter of concern for the Paladin for the past few months, because since his return he wanted to take that emaciated, near sickly woman who held her head high in defense of the City the wolf so loved and bring her back to full health. She was tough and dignified, and did not believe in stopping for a moment or letting up on her "Go Big, or Get Out" mentality. It was something that made Crad love her that much more; behind every good man was a great woman, and this Paladin, torn from his family at such a young age, raised by worn and torn streets of dishonesty, deceit, stealing, and scrapping to get by, and dignified by a City that blessed him with power to defend others, truly loved that simple Smith from indigenous roots.

"Do not set yourself too far forward, Odin. Remember your Balance. Form comes first, and then power shall follow," said aloud the Wolf, regarding his son as he noticed a distinctly improper movement.

The boy looked back at his father, showing those wolven features that identified him as his father's son, and those golden eyes that marked him as his mother's own. "Yes, Father..." said the Boy, who then turned, though seemed perturbed by something "Father... why did you have to leave us?"

Crad frowned firmly. This was the biggest regret he would ever face in his life; serving as a Warrior to a Prime who stole him for usage in other lands while his homeland was ravaged, destroyed, and his family... "We have talked of this, Odin. I had to follow my Oath to the Prime of War. I had to..."

"But there was war! There was war here! Mother fought, I fought... Lily... She..." the boy started to say, overcome with grief. Odin dropped his wooden swords to the dirt beneath him, and fell to his knees. Crumpled and slamming his fist into the ground, the boy wolf-panther damned the Primes and angrily let out his discontent with the passing of his sister at the hands of vile Vampyres that ransacked their home during Crad's absence. "It's all your fault! You had to leave me! Leave mother! You could have protected us!"

Crad stared to his son for a moment, and continued to hold onto that frown. "It was my fault, Odin, and you have no idea the grief I have over that, and over your sister. Know that I will spend an eternity to make up to you the time that I failed to be present and fulfill my responsibilities. Not just to you, but to your mother and late sister, and the City of Atas'Cosita," Crad replied, walking over to his son and pulling his much larger frame against that of his scrawny son. A soft kiss was planted on the boy's headfur "I hope in time you will be able to forgive me, and that the Primes will bless this family once again."

"Well, I hope you didn't hurt him too bad with your training, Mister Paladin! Our son will carry your toughness, but don't be too hard on the boy!" called a soft and familiar voice from nearby, causing both of the males to look at her and regard that beauty in distinctly different ways. "It's time you both wash up and come in for dinner."

Crad released his son, whose pain was all but forgotten when his mother mentioned food and dinner. "Obey your mother and be sure to wash up before you eat, Odin," expressed the wolven patriarch as he made his way over to Maise "I need a few moments to speak with your mother."

A look held in his eyes, and those rugged, rough hands tugged her hips against him in the most suggestive of fashions. They held a look for a few moments, sharing that timeless stance where they so often enjoyed to be. There were not words for that moment, and yet they both knew the deep love and devotion either had to the other. Their relationship was no short of failures, flops, and challenges. Yet, none of that mattered. At that moment, it just needed to be them both.

In more-than-just-loving fashion, Crad leaned over to kiss his wife with passion, desire, want, and lust. A soft set of kisses then followed, along her neck and up to her ear where a soft whisper was rendered. A blush was her only reply. Then, a soft kiss was pressed from her into Crad's lips, and she turned to walk away. Of course, Crad couldn't let her get away that easily! A slight squeeze of her buttocks was given, which caused Maise to yelp a bit excitedly, jump just a bit, and turn to look at the Paladin with one of those looks.

There was no more wandering, no more battling in distant lands, and Crad was sworn to be the Paragon of Light for Atas'Cosita that it greatly needed. In his absence, tragedy had befallen not only him. It had fell upon the City that he loved dearly, and the family he had sworn to serve and treat with reverence, benevolence, love, and respect. It was going to be his biggest mistake.

At this time in his life, he could not regret or remorse the past. The Paladin needed to set forth intent for the future. Settled, content, and happy, the male found favor in the Queen he was infinitely loyal to, work to be done amidst a City gave him a chance to shine, and had a loving wife that he could devote himself to when not serving the City. Atas'Cosita has its fair share of heroes, and all that Crad wanted was to be there for what needed to be done.

Could it be that time for Crad to form that true family he had craved since his youth..?

Statistics: Posted by Lionheart — Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:40 pm


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2013-06-17T12:40:04-06:00 2013-06-17T12:40:04-06:00 https://atascosita.net/viewtopic.php?t=187&p=337#p337 <![CDATA[Character Stories and IC Interaction • Abby's Having a Bad Day]]> Statistics: Posted by AngelxMist — Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:40 pm


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